Greetings from the hazy heat of Summer here in the American Middle West. While it came late after a very wet Spring, it’s finally arrived in all its ridiculously humid glory. Fireflies are cool, though…anyway, one thing that never took a break was fraud, so here we go…
“A senior manager at the Commonwealth Bank, who stole almost half a million dollars, failed to report a member of his team for fraudulently transferring an alleged $64,000 to her personal account, lest his own fraud be discovered, police allege.
Lee Zaragoza, a self-described ‘results driven’ senior manager in the bank’s payment operations unit, is accused of funding a gambling habit by redirecting $463,240 from the bank into his own personal account between 2013 and 2018.” – Sydney Morning Herald
I love it – “results driven.” Yeah, the only result from you being a first-class asshole, Mr. Zaragoza, is that YOU’RE now going to jail, along with your fellow embezzling senior manager. It’s like the movie “Inception,” where everything is a crazily-related M.C. Escher-esque house of mirrors. This kind of situation actually happens more than one might think, particularly in organizations without a strong sense of ethics or a poor or dishonest managerial culture.
“Losses from the theft of cryptocurrencies from exchanges and fraud-related activities surged in the first quarter of the year to $1.2 billion, or 70 percent of the level for all of 2018, cybersecurity firm CipherTrace said on Tuesday.” – Reuters
Shocking – shocking, I tell you: A bunch of criminal hackers invent a virtual form of money, and then use their superior technical skills to use that invention as an efficient method for separating the stupid from their cash.
Two years ago, I was getting yelled at online for being skeptical about the Bitcoin Bubble. Anyone who questioned the safety and security of blockchain-based cryptocurrencies was shouted down and branded a Luddite, and those without a blind self-interest in profiting from a bunch of suckers got badgered into silence. Well, the separation of idiots from their funds appears to be continuing apace…
“More than a year before the college admissions scandal investigation began, Georgetown University “discovered irregularities” in the athletic credentials of two tennis recruits, initiated a secret investigation and eventually forced coach Gordon Ernst to resign, court records show. University officials say those two athletic recruits were denied admission.
Once again, I’m surprised that anyone was surprised by this scandal. It’s been clear for several decades to anyone willing to see and hear that these sorts of schemes have been going on for a long time. Well, hopefully someone will have plenty of time on their hands to “get educated” about the issues from inside a correctional institution.
That’s all for now. Have a great weekend, and be on the lookout for some exciting format and layout changes arriving soon!